Wednesday 25 January 2017

EC names Mungerilal as brand ambassador for tourism of India

EC names Mungerilal as brand ambassador for tourism of India After the Election Commission censured Mungerilal for asking voters in Goa to accept bribe from other political parties and vote for him, a dismayed Mungerilal made a statement that actually the EC should have him as the brand ambassador of EC. After much considerations and after looking into Mungerilal’s diverse travel acumen the EC in a good gesture has ordered the Indian tourism ministry to appoint Mr.Mungerilal as their brand ambassador. Commissioner Nasim Zaidi stunned to  see Mungerilal's acumen Commissioner Nasim Zaidi stunned to see Mungerilal’s acumen. On being questioned as to why an incumbent CM was being deployed as India tourism brand ambassador, the EC has expressed that it plans to inculcate moral values and part some anti-corruption classes amongst people across the nation to ensure fair elections in different state legislatures. They exclaimed what better candidate than a self-confessed travel enthusiast who can meet people of Goa, greet the Punjabis, fret in Gujarat and tweet to the people of Delhi! This declaration by the EC has brought cheer among the party supporters as they can now listen to anti-corruption satsangs at the beaches of Goa or in the Khetis of Punjab and across the different states of India throughout the year in their nomadic power pursuits! Now there are rumors in the international circles that United Nations Anti-Corruption Convention board is also looking for a promising face who will withstand all the rough weathers but the party supremo has shocked everybody in his tweet where he has blasted Modiji for manipulating and taking away his chance of becoming the brand ambassador for Pantene where he could have easily become the mascot of women empowerment globally and prescribed morals randomly for all and sundry. Having lost this golden opportunity where there was no dearth for protests and ample media coverage, a frenzied Mungerilal has threatened to expose yet again, we do not know what, but the strongly worded tweet has shook the global leaders and are a worried lot about Mungerilal’s next travel plans!

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